Invasion of Red Sox Nation!

The mall is jammed! The shuttles are jammed! The ballpark is jammed! Even the hotels are jammed! With the rare invasion of Red Sox fans, and closet Red Sox Fans already here, it feels like a playoff.

For the businesses downtown, the words of SNL’s Garrett Morris: “Beisbol bin bery, bery good to me!”

One new arrival, with suitcase, was wearing shorts that exposed a large graphic vertically arranged spelling of “B-O-S-T-O-N” tattoo on his leg. If found, we will know where to return him.